wonder if the movie will be released anywhere around here?
should be a dandy!
Here's the Pick Of Destiny soundtrack. It's a torrent file and you have to have WinRar to open it.
The D
"There he goes, one of Gods own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die"
wonder if the movie will be released anywhere around here?
should be a dandy!
"i asked a toothless man, who all these people were and, he said the soapmakers...and we are workin workin"
I'm sure it'll be released everywhere. It should be a big one. They're playing Atlanta on Dec. 5.
"There he goes, one of Gods own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die"
THEIF!!!
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I shall have my copy within the hour. I've been waiting for another D album for oh so long. I hope this one has as much energy as their initial offering.
And if it doesn't rock my socks off, I'll kick their [censored] from here to Tiananmen Square. Then pull out all of their p u b ic hair.
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It's pretty good. Not near as good as the first. There are a few things that came from the shows like "Classico". It's worth getting.
"There he goes, one of Gods own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die"
Well, I have no socks. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/beer1.gif[/img]
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Rocked off? [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Beelzeboss is good. The gargling mayonaise line is classic. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Tenacious D Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown) Lyrics
Beelzeboss:
I AM COMPLETE!
Tenacious D:
(BOTH) (censored)
Beelzeboss:
YES YOU ARE [censored],
[censored] OUT OF LUCK!
NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY [censored] YOU WILL SUCK!
THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE,
AND YOUR FIRST IN LINE!
YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE!
Tenacious D:
(JB) Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-[censored]
we challenge you to a rock off,
(BOTH) Give us one chance to rock your socks off
Beelzeboss:
[censored]! [censored]!
(censored), THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME,
FROM DECLINING A ROCK OFF CHALLENGE!
WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS?
WHAT'S THE CAAATCH?
Tenacious D:
(JB) If we win,
you must take your sorry [censored] back to hell
and also you will have to pay our rent
Beelzeboss:
AND WHAT IF I WIN?
Tenacious D:
(JB) Then you can take Kage back to hell..
(KG) What!?
(JB) Trust me kage it's the only way
(KG) What the [censored] are you talkin about?
(JB) To be your little [censored]
Beelzeboss:
FINE!
LET THE ROCK OFF BEGIN HAHAHA!
I'M THE DEVIL,
I LOVE METAL!
CHECK THIS RIFF,
IT'S (censored) TASTY!
I'M THE DEVIL I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
WHATEVER I'VE GOT AM GONNA FLAUNT!
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST!
I CANNOT WAIT TO TAKE KAGE BACK TO HELL
I'M GONNA FILL HIM WITH MA HOT DEMON GEL!
I'LL MAKE HIM SQUEAL LIKE THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL!!
Tenacious D:
(JB) NOOOO! c'mon Kage bring the thunder
(KG) There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice
(JB) Listen to me-
(KG) He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man
(JB) God dammit Kage,
he gonna make you his sex slave,
your gonna gargle Mayonnaise
(KG) Noo
unless we bust a massive monster mamajam
(KG) Dude,
we've been through so much [censored]
(JB) De-activated lasers with my (censored)
(BOTH) Now it's time to blow this [censored] down
(JB) c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
(KG) I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
(JB) Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
(KG) We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
(BOTH) Now we've got to blow this [censored] down
(KG) He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
(JB) C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
(KG) OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out
(JB) Hey educationer, Beelzeboss,
we know your weakness our rocet-sauce
we rock the cassbaw, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the sceptor,
we hold the key
you are the devil,
we are the D
(BOTH) We are the D (X16)
Beelzeboss:
YOU GUYS ARE (censored) LAME COME ON KAGE YOUR COMIN WITH ME
TASTE MY LIGHTNING SUCKERS!
Tenacious D:
(JB) NOOOO!
Beelzeboss:
OW, [censored]!
MY (censored) HORN!
OHH NO
Tenacious D:
(JB) From whence you came you shall remain,
until you are complete again
Beelzeboss:
NOOOOO!
[censored] YOU KAGE AND [censored] YOU JABLES
I'LL GET YOU TENACIOUS D!!
"There he goes, one of Gods own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die"
[censored] skippy. One flew off just as I left KMart, the other somewhere around Tacoma.
First song is my fave thus far. I should have the album memorized in a couple of weeks. Been listening to the first album so long I can quote it word for word.
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Same here on the first album. Great stuff.
I posted those lyrics and half of them didn't get censored. For anyone who got some nasty words, sorry. [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] I think I got them all now.
"There he goes, one of Gods own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die"
Here's what I don't understand. Given the explicit nature of TD's music, why even bother releasing an edited version? How many people will just buy it at Wal Mart and then not even know what they're missing?
One thing I just don't understand about WM. They'll sell some very raunchy movies, but damned if they won't sell a CD with more than one or two F-bombs.
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